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9月5日 YOU KNOW YOU'RE A DANCER WHENYOU KNOW YOU'RE A DANCER WHEN... 1. You stay up for three hours the night before a performance sewing ribbons on pointe shoes. 2. Being corrected isn't considered an insult 3. You rant and rave about the joys of stretching yourself out in every direction and your mother wonders where she went wrong.
4. You learn how to make light of a mistake on stage.
5. Leotards and tights become more comfy than clothes. 6. You suddenly have the urge to curtsy instead of saying thank you
7. Changing costumes in the wings in one minute becomes easy
8. You're able to untie and retie a pointe shoe in 45 seconds flat
9. Dancing with blisters becomes the norm.
10. Listening to Nutcracker music is a curse
11. You become a master in the field of toe health care
12. When waiting in line at the mall you stand in first position
13. You fall asleep in the splitz because "it's such a comfortable position!"
14. You're constantly broke because you're destroying pointe shoes at a constant rate of three per month.
15. You worry more about having water than food 16. You wonder why the average person goes to touch their toes and can't get past their knees without groaning.
17. You go to grab something off the floor and your leg shoots up to a perfect penchee.
18. You forget how to count past 8
19. You're able to sew anything in a quick fix. 20. You think the best cure for a sprained ankle is to dance on it.
21. You recycle everything fom tights to pointe shoes to leotards
22. You find that odd things like masking tape and paper towels are more useful than band-aids.
23. The studio becomes your second home
24. Your bedroom is clean as a result of never being in it.
25. Your dancebag is a pigsty as a result of always being in it. 26. Potentially hazardous sports are off-limits until after Nutcracker season 27. You hear football players complaining of "turf toe" and laugh at the simplicity of their toe problems 28. Karate is a no-no because you find it hard to kick with flexed feet and uneven hips 29. Instead of jogging, you run turned out and on the ball of your foot. 30. You're not sure if the mirror has become your friend or your enemy. 31. You put on your pointe shoes to reach high places
32. You use your swingset to practice fouettes
33. You dance down the hallway instead of just walking
34. You walk with your feet turned out without even thinking about it
35. You have a permanent crease in your hair from all those buns
36. The top shelf in your cupboard is filled with old dance shoes
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